good mornin'

my parents are going to DisneyLand this week.
so...
in the spirit of the holiday season...
Christmas Cookie get together at my house this tuesday!

first and foremost.
IF I DO NOT PERSONALLY INVITE YOU, DO NOT COME TO MY HOUSE.
plain and simple, it's my parents house and it is going to be a small gathering.
you will be turned away, and, if you get irate, i will personally stomp you out.

show up 'round 7:00.
wear a sweater (the uglier and/or christmasy-er, the better. if you don't have a sweater, Dustin, you can borrow one of mine).
you need to bring cookies. you should bake them yourself.
eat dinner before you come. it's a cookie party. all 'bout the desert.
bring your own drinks. i'll get some soda and i'll provide hot cocoa. alcohol is on you.

now i'll reiterate:
IF I DO NOT PERSONALLY INVITE YOU, DO NOT COME TO MY HOUSE.