Monday, March 1, 2010

"hey, listen. i want to tell you something."
"oh yeah?"
"yeah... i'm not really... looking for... like... a boyfriend... sort of thing."
"hahahaha!"
"what?"
"we really need to watch 500 Days of Summer."
"why?"
"this. this moment. it's in the movie. we really need to watch it."
"ok... well. is it ok?"
"yeah, it's fine. i'm not looking for anything serious either, just..."
"yeah?"
"as long as this doesn't mean you're free to bang it out with other dudes."
"no, no. not at all. i would never do that sort of thing. not me at all."

ah you fuckin' liar.

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